Take my place instead

My cousin is mad. She wants to trade places with me. If it's that simple, I'll be glad to. Dad asks me to start chanting the words "I am well" in my head and the words "I am sick" for her case... Haha... Funny. I'll rather be well and unemployed, instead of unwell and unemployed... It's easy to find a job, the tough thing is to find one that u'll like...and one in which u will last long in. I would love to work, so isn't it too heartless to deprive me of the chance to embark on a career? Let me be well, pretty please?