Embarrassing Tales

Embarrassment is when you just finished your grocery shopping at Sheng Shiong Supermarket and you grabbed your bag of groceries plus the receipt and hurried off to the lucky draw counter, trying to fill in your particulars on the receipt but was puzzled when you realised there werent't any space allocated to it, you were scrambling to find a pen still, and adamant about it while some interested passers by were staring at you. Then, it finally dawned on you after you asked your sister who went shopping with you. There's NO MORE sheng shiong show. No more lucky draws period. Forgive me but I always thought the lucky draw is ongoing even without the show on TV! Haha. Silly silly me.

Embarrassment is when you were happily munching on two slices of peanut butter bread freshly baked from the oven, which was purchased from an old school bakery that was featured in the newspapers, walking to the MRT station on your way home, walking and munching, walking and munching and you realised a few individuals smiling at you and you smile back out of courtesy and you think to yourself, this day is a good day, people are nice and smiley. As you were about to finish the last bite of peanut butter bread, you suddenly peered down at yourself. A running streak of peanut butter was in the middle of your blouse, a big fat stain. It was probably the length of your 30 cm ruler and it sat right in the middle of your chiffon blouse, probably grinning at passers by who cant contain their amusement. Running streak because the peanut butter was too liquid. Upon the realization, you just want to dig a hole and go into it. No more peanut butter bread for the rest of the month! Oh yes the peanut butter bread is still very good. It's located near Taiseng Mrt station if you are keen to get it!

So yes, these were some of the more embarrassing events that took place recently. Oh did I mention that I accidentally went into the gents twice? Not once but TWICE! I even thought to myself: hmmm the toilet looks different today, with the partitions and stuff, did they revamp the design? Lucky for me, I didnt see anything that I wasnt supposed to see. Haha. Please increase the size of toilet signs in the future! For the benefit of people like me... Haha.