Confessions

This is one of the most amusing and outrageous confessions I have read online after the confessions pages mushroomed within months.Pardon for the pictures, I took screenshots of the page using my mobile phone.

  

Needless to say, I am amused at how "innocent" and "gullible" this local girl from a top notched university is at matters of the sex and the human anatomy. Didnt we all learn about the reproductive system back in our secondary school days? Where all of us will go "ooh" and "ah" when we see artist's impressions of the human anatomy in our science textbooks? That used to be my favourite chapter and it's always a breeze to study that chapter for exams. Haha. I am lecherous at heart, I confess. Probably things are different since she enrolled in a girls' school. Eh, but the artist impression is pretty realistic, I dun recall seeing any index-finger-thick-penis on the pages. If index finger size is the norm, then guys wouldnt need to fret about sizes already. You mean you thought it can be smaller than the index finger?  It's kind of scary to imagine grown up guys with index finger sized penises. Screams! But there is one thing I have to agree with her, I have no idea how does a circumcized or uncircumcized penis looks like. I only know that circumcision involves the removal of the foreskin and it's more of a practice for muslims, religious reasons. So, I googled (when in doubt, always google!) and read that circumcision is actually better because it is more hygienic as the foreskin traps more dirt underneath. So uncircumcized guys have to be extra careful regarding hygiene, must wash the insides of the foreskin thoroughly otherwise it becomes a breeding ground for bacteria and infections will arise.    

If this post is really true, I am happy for the girl because she realizes this now and not on her wedding night, when she gets freaked out by its sheer monstrous size and runs away. Then, I should stop being sceptical, there really is the existence of such pure and innocent girls on Earth! Haha...Then again, I am not even sure how credible this post is. Hmm, but who would be so free to write such a long and nonsensical confession if it isnt true? This is also known as "trolling", a term created by the youths nowadays. Haha, I should be ashamed by myself since I am part of  generation Y yet I am getting increasingly confused by the internet lingo I see nowadays. Oh yes, 9gags and meme is all the rage now but I find myself unable to assimilate into this popular culture. I must admit, I am getting old!       

 Before and after circumcision. Wait! This is the index finger sized penis she was referring to! Hahaha... Chuckles. This one should be that of a baby's. Oops... so some artists arent that good huh. 

Credits to: http://www.theworldtomorrow.ca/page/4/